THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
RECOMMEND - Nope
This one looks like a very noisy version of Scooby Doo without Scooby or Velma. Velma seems to have been replaced with another hot chick. Pretty standard for the current dead-eyed demo they are going for. We got the hunky guy and the Shaggy-like pothead, and the other good-looking guy of mysterious ethnicity all gathered together in a strange cabin that is being watched by some high-tech villains who have some awful thing in store for them. Like I said, I predict many loud music stings instead of real scares, lots of CG, and an R rating that probably will not include any tits or ass. Well, hey, let me know if I am wrong.